I'm DRUNK!!

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 01/04/2016 at 21:23 • Filed to: Oppo life

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I’m sad, depressed, confused, alone, and drunk but I’m fucking badass Porsche Tamer. Ima be alright, how you doin Oppo? Talk to me you lot.

Urambo Tauro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 21:25

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You going karting Saturday? Sounds like fun.

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 21:30

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You drink now? Fun times ahead

jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 21:32

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Hello Drunk K-Roll,

Meet sober Jkm. He’s not as interesting.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 21:33

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I couldn’t drive to work today because we had snow over the weekend and rain that froze into a very thick later of ice over that. My driveway is like a hockey rink tipped at a 30° angle, and ends abruptly on a busy highway. Attempting to go down my driveway would result in me careening into traffic uncontrollably. It was stupid because the roads themselves are fine. Oh well.

qbeezy > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 21:33

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Ha I’m everything but drunk. I may work on that tomorrow

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 21:36

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Just discovered this stuff. It’s amazing.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Urambo Tauro 01/04/2016 at 21:39

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I will be when I'm sober. I'm not suppose to drive while drunk silly

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > qbeezy 01/04/2016 at 21:40

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I thinks I like being the drink it makes me feel free and then dead

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 21:40

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I’m trying to get a hold of my girlfriend so i can make plans with her this weekend.

Pass me a drink, should never drink alone

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680 01/04/2016 at 21:40

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Hi you. What're you doing here

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/04/2016 at 21:41

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I had many premium bud lights and a 312 something

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 01/04/2016 at 21:41

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Life

jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 21:42

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I’m here because I’ve given up on finding a cheap Porsche 911.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/04/2016 at 21:43

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You don't need to drink. You need to make plans with your girlfriend that's more important. Save drink in for after making plans ok I'm good alone k roll says

Leadbull > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 21:43

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Alright buddy, just lay don on your side and go to sleep. It'll be ok!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 21:43

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she’s asleep or something...no clue. Pass me a drink dammit, i only drink when im eating some nice dinner as is, but cant let an oppo drink alone

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680 01/04/2016 at 21:45

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Impossible! You get back out there and find that 911 your resident Porsche Tamer commands you. But the 928 brigade needs more members. Join me and we can rule the VWs as farther and son

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/04/2016 at 21:46

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I cannot. I don't have any more beverages they took them away from me. Ima be k k

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 21:46

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dammit

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Leadbull 01/04/2016 at 21:46

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I don't sleep no more I'm batman

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/04/2016 at 21:47

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I let you down I'm so sorry please forgive me ;_;

jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 21:51

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I still have a little regret I didn’t pounce on that German market 928. It was just too beat for the asking price.....

Living in the ovepriced suburb that I do, I have nowhere to park a project car and no time to work on it. Yup, this is the place where a million dollar house is only optional with a garage.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 21:52

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Hello drunk, I’m Daily Drives a Dragon.

Your boy, BJR > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 21:53

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Woah dood so edgy

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680 01/04/2016 at 21:53

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Ima get you Porsche tamed

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 21:53

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I’m mostly alone and sober right now. Currently dreading Wednesday and Thursday, as I’ll be sitting in a truck, listening to a rattly 4 cylinder diesel generator drown out the sound of the idling Duramax for 12 straight hours both days. Especially since Thursday night, I have to drive right past my house to go back to the office before I can go home.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Your boy, BJR 01/04/2016 at 21:54

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Edgy is math as fuck Man U don't I don't know

jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 21:55

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Please do.............. whatever that means.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 21:55

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What's the good word my man ?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 21:56

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I still love you. What?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 01/04/2016 at 21:59

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Love is bullshir and I'm Porsche tamer for life lyfe

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/04/2016 at 22:00

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It isn't your fault shhhhhhh

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 22:01

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Hmm, seems to check out. Now quick ! How many fingers am I holding up ?

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 22:04

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Hello, Drunk K-Roll. It’s Sober G_Body_Man. How are you doing?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 01/04/2016 at 22:06

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No how you doin

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 01/04/2016 at 22:06

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Waffle House

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 22:07

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A bit sad. I’m planning on buying a C1500 to drive from Seattle to NYC and back, but I’m not sure if I’m going to pass my math midterm.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 22:11

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God damnit. The answer was Cracker Barrel. *throws barstool at K-Roll*

iSureWilll > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 22:15

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If you could drive an ‘06 911 manual ALL day for $150... Would it be worth it?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 01/04/2016 at 22:18

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Pass that mid term and get that C1500

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > iSureWilll 01/04/2016 at 22:19

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Free petrol or nein

iSureWilll > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 22:22

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Start with a tank, pay to fill up when it's returned.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 22:26

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I so badly need to, but I have next to no information retention in certain areas.

Burn-Spaz1966-Burn > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 22:36

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Ike > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 22:49

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This has followed me for my drinking career, I got drunk as hell on 21st birthday, was found in a gutter. When awoke I declared “ I am batman!” And vomited

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > iSureWilll 01/04/2016 at 22:50

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I think bout it k?

DoYouEvenShift > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 23:02

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Why you drunk on a Monday night? You crazy!!?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > DoYouEvenShift 01/04/2016 at 23:03

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Ima kroll biotech I do what needs to be done for the good of mankind

DoYouEvenShift > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 23:16

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Oh....Well in that case, carry on.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 23:18

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Whatever you do... Don’t drink and Uber.

It’ll cost ya...

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 23:23

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Waffle House is where the three wise men ended up when they were looking for baby Jesus!

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/04/2016 at 23:26

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It’s cold in Toronto right now

And my feet are cold

But I’m only moderately gassy

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 01/05/2016 at 00:24

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Why not Dennys?

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/05/2016 at 00:26

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Who gave you my stuff?

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO 01/05/2016 at 08:07

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You know why...*mutters obscenities*

uofime-2 > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 01/05/2016 at 10:23

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I find the best way to learn math is to think about why the concept makes sense. That logic is much easier to remember(for me) than some abstract fact or procedure.

Unfortunately sometimes that isn’t possible and you just need to do a lot of very boring repetitive practice problems.